I am at work right now, but wanted to share this list:
Hillbilly Medical Terms
Benign......What you be affter you be eight.
Bacteria....Back door to cafeteria
Barium......What you do with dead folks
Cesarrean Section....A neighborhood in Rome
CAT scan....Searching for the cat
Cauterize...Made eye contact with her
Colic.......A sheep dog
Coma........A punctuation mark
D & C.......Where Washington is
Dilate......To live longer than your kids do.
Enema.......not a friend
Fester......quicker than someone else
Fibula......A small lie
G.I. Series....World series of military baseball.
Hangnail....what you hang your coat on
Impotent....distinguished, well known
Labor Pain..getting hurt at work
Morbid.....a higher offer than I did
Nitrates....cheaper than day rates
Medical Staff....A doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node.......I knew it
Outpatient....A person who has fainted
Pap smear....A fatherhood test
Pelvis.....Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative....a letter carrier
Recovery room....place to do upholstery
Secretion......hiding something
Terminal illness.....getting sick at the train station
tumor......more than one
Urine.....opposite of mine
Varicose.....nearby
hospital.....the biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Frank's
That aside, I have been eating a LOT of chocolate recently! I have been doing more running, walking, playing with the dog and have started into that spring-time rush of yard work! I have been doing more cooking while at home, and am feeling pretty good. I have joined a second soccer team, at least for the first half of this current season. This is something I would like to make more permanent, playing 2 days per week. I have also decided that I would like to start clocking/mapping some of my jogging routes to continue to monitor my workout progress.
No comments:
Post a Comment